As I was waiting for the subway yesterday, something to the left of me caught my eye. It was moving fast. I turn to look and it was a woman walking so fast, so much sway in her hips. It was like watching the Reitmans commercials “Reitmans, one, Haute Couture zero”. That commercial. But without with the comical twist and it was on a subway platform in Toronto.
Bam Bam Bam, hips to the left, to the right. Her walk was something you would see on ANTM (or CNTM, Canadian version which I must give a shout out to)where J or Jay Manuel would tell them their walk is atrocious and to have a little more control over their hips, arms, legs, you name it. Her face was so serious, covered in makeup and lips ladened in a lipgloss in the perfect shade of rose. She was sporting a camel brown trench coat, black pants and a large tote, which for the first time in my life, I did not take notice of what it looked like because her walk was too mesmerizing. Where is she going? To work? Back home after a night shift somewhere? Who walks like that?
All those questions came to a screeching halt when I realized, after she zoomed passed me, she was not a she, but was a he. My eyes continued to follow her, I mean him. He walked passed me and as I veered my head to keep him sight, I saw the most hilarious mistake everyone seems to make. When buying a jacket or a coat with a center back seam vent, the vent is tacked shut, not as part of the design, but to prevent it from stretching after countless people try it on in the store. Upon purchasing it, you are supposed to remove the tack. Same goes for welt and jetted pockets. The designer / manufacturer sews shut the pocket, again, so to not stretch it when countless potential buyers try it on and shove their hands in and out of it. It is loosely sewn shut/tacked and because I am a designer myself, I have no problem with taking a good pull at it and it coming undone. But if that makes you uneasy and you don’t want to take the chance in leaving a great big rip in your garment, grab some scissors and snip away.
Everyone is a diva in their own mind, like the man on the subway platform. But if you are going to use the world as your runway, you better make sure you have everything right and look the part. Better luck next time mister.
LCxo